Tongue in cheek: Problem: Your company is headed in the wrong direction. Solution: Assume the other guy is an idiot.

Are your company's results headed the wrong way? Are you losing market share... along with the consumers' interest?

Not paying attention to what you're doing? Got distracted for a moment or two?

Well, have no worries! Just blame that guy, the one over there. Use denial for all it's worth. It's a very powerful tool.

And what should you do about the potential on-coming crash? No problem. Just cross that bridge when you come to it.

For all you know, you might just scrape by. Good luck with it -- and roll the tape: