Talk about a well-grounded discussion. Talk about throwing caution into the wind!
Sure, it might take a while, but iPhone, you're going down using this new strategic method! (Please note that this amazing new business process is patent pending. Copy at your own risk of litigation.)
I can imagine that some of you out there might say this looks rather desperate, but let's give credit to Nokia's CEO, Stephen Elop, as he stands his ground showing that Nokia's market share has reached the floor and it will go down no more.
NOTE: When I have been recommending that smartphone vendors find new business opportunities, I never even thought of comedy.